Valentines Day is originated as a Western Christian feast day honoring one or two early Christian martyrs named Saint Valentine and is recognized as a significant cultural, religious, and commercial celebration of romance and love in many regions of the world, But how does that matter to you? You are single.
Note: If you are single and lonely in this huge world, here are some of the ideas for you which might reduce your loner feels on V-Day.
1) Avoid seeing couples, completely ghost them up
This is the first and the foremost thing to do on Valentine’s Day. It is for your own mental peace and inner happiness. You might praise all your friends for their happy and cute relationships normally but on this day, my dear, you won’t, yes YOU WON’T. You will feel like stabbing them up and pray for their breakups. You will find them to be the most eccentric, pathetic, and futile creatures on planet Earth.
Though, deep down you wish to be one of those pathetic people but how will you console yourself if you will not give them obnoxious names, right? I can understand your feelings of jealousy my friend, a feeling that is hidden at the bottom of your heart but you cannot help but avoid seeing couples because that’s the only power you have.
2) Make plans with all your “Single” buddies
Firstly, you all can cry together and lend each other your shoulders for the same. After the crying session ends, come in your form and start cursing all the couples out there. Open the profiles of people who are committed and start making fun of them and insulting their “cliche captions” like, I love you baby, munchkin, mushroom, pumpkin, or whatever nonsense is written, this might make you and your buddies feel much better.
Maybe you are single by choice or maybe you are just happily waiting for the right person, but that doesn’t make Valentine’s Day any less awkward and awful. Be honest with how you feel about it and surround yourself with people who think it’s just a cheesy and annoying as you do. Ban anything pink, red, or covered in hearts and bash February 14 as much as you want.
3) Follow and Listen to anti-valentine’s playlist on Spotify
Listening to a romantic love song can definitely make you feel so single that tears can start dropping from your eyes. So, to avoid that, follow anti-valentine’s playlist, especially on V-Day. Listen to party songs and dance with your buddies, celebrating Singlehood, There’s nothing to celebrate in it though, but if it will light up your mood, then why not, right? Have your favorite food and drinks and have a good time gossiping with your sad single buddies.
4) Go shopping and pamper yourself because if you won’t, then who else will?
In order to divert your mind from the cliche couples, go shopping or get yourself pampered in a spa or a salon. You might feel sad seeing couples taking care of each other while on the other hand there is nobody for you. I would say, you are on the right track, you are enough for yourself and you do not rely on someone for your happiness. You have reached the level of the Hindi oxford word for the year 2020 “Aatmanirbharta” in your life, which means you are Aatmanirbhar (self-reliant) and that is good, right? You should be proud of yourself. (Just saying to make you feel better, friend.)
5) Watch epic proposal fails on youtube
Instead of Netflix, watch these videos on Valentine’s Day. It will lighten up your mood and make you feel that you are not alone. You are not alone who has been rejected or dumped or is single by birth, there are people whom you can relate to. There are so many fools in this world like you. You will feel satisfied (maybe a little) but yes you will, I promise.
Here are some of the videos, just for you my friend:
YOU ARE NOT ALONE!!
6) Share anti-valentine’s day memes on the 15th of February as it is also called ‘Singles Awareness Day’ (S.A.D)
The next day of V-day i.e, February 15 is also called “Singles awareness day” or in short you can say “SAD.” So there is a day for you too, yay! Singles out there know they don’t need a significant other to “complete them.” Their lives are awesome with or without a partner. There are tons of advantages of being single, from saving money that would normally be spent on date nights to having more free time. So this singles awareness day, take the opportunity to treat yourself. You are a free single bird so be happy for it. Relationships aren’t a cakewalk, they are also difficult and sometimes extremely tough to handle. Every relation has problems, be it with a lover or a friend. At last, I would suggest you just enjoy the single life and don’t chase anyone for a relationship. Everything happens for a reason, You are single till date, it has a reason. You will eventually get whoever is meant to be there in your life!
CHEERS TO ALL THE SINGLES OUT THERE!
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